Pillowform of Xenu
(Scene: After a train ride with a man ranting loudly to his friend about a GREAT many things while, God Almighty, I just wanted to read my book in peace.)
Husband: So this guy was talking about how the rise in gas prices is a form of genocide because prices of everything else will go up, and the poor minorities wouldn’t be able to pay their rent … or food. And he was saying that of course the government isn’t surprised about the bird flu—they’re the ones who started it.
Me: I don’t know if I buy into those kinds of conspiracy theories …
Husband: This from the woman who doesn’t believe Katie Holmes really had a baby.





Kathy said,
May 22, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Hard to fake these.