What Would MacGyver Do?

Bulldog clips

Photo from Misterart.com

How to use your broken teapot’s fitted but removable infuser to help brew a cup of tea:

  • Grab two good-size bulldog clips (see right)
  • Clip bulldog clips on the outer ring of the infuser, opposing each other like airplane wings
  • Balance franken-infuser on the lip of your mug
  • Add tea leaves to franken-infuser
  • Pour hot water
  • Wait 3 minutes; use the lid of your broken teapot as a saucer to hold your dripping franken-infuser and used tea leaves
  • Savor your tea and congratulate yourself on your resourcefulness
  • Wonder if Richard Dean Anderson would be so impressed he’d stalk you
  • Wish Richard Dean Anderson would stalk you

2 Comments »

  1. Erica said,

    July 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    Impressive!

  2. Mark Caserta said,

    July 7, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    If it doesn’t work, go to Fishs Eddy in Manhattan and buy some of their overstock industrial china. That should last you.

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