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Perhaps I’m courting a divine smiting, albeit the positively perfect kind, from the sainted Martha herself, by ignoring her edict to order my Thanksgiving turkey on Nov. 13.
Describing a “Butterball house of horrors,” the November 2006 issue of Satya reaffirmed just some of the reasons why I went vegetarian (after a college trip to a chicken farm, coincidentally). From an interview with Matt Prescott, PETA’s Manager
of Factory Farming Campaigns:
This Thanksgiving, 45 million turkeys will be slaughtered and eaten. That’s one sixth of all turkeys sold in the U.S. each year—675 million pounds of animal flesh in one day! While most people think of turkeys as their Thanksgiving dinner centerpiece, turkeys are extremely social and good-natured. Their personalities are as strong and varied as cats and dogs, perhaps even a bit smarter. People may also not be aware that turkeys raised for food are confined to grow-out sheds where they are forced to stand on mounds of fecal waste and breathe in toxic ammonia fumes. When only a few hours old hours old, a portion of their beaks and toes are severed without the aid of anesthesia. Although birds constitute more than 98 percent of land animals eaten in the U.S., the USDA refuses to list them in the only federal law designed to protect animals at slaughter, the Humane Methods of Slaughter Act. …
PETA’s [undercover] investigators witnessed Butterball workers punching and kicking live birds, slamming them against metal transport crates and trailers, and throwing them into concrete walls and floors. In one instance, a bird was slammed so hard against a handrail that her spine popped out. Another time, a worker stomped on a live turkey’s head until her skull exploded under his foot. One worker even sexually abused a bird, inserting a finger into her cloaca (her vagina). Aside from the sadistic acts of cruelty the workers would commit for “fun,” they routinely hung birds improperly—by broken legs, one leg or by the head.
PETA’s investigators also discovered that management at this plant had a flippant attitude about animal welfare. Unlike the procedures, forms and handbooks for everything else, the content of the animal welfare form was not covered in new employee training. Furthermore, employees who could not read or who could not read well, were provided no assistance in understanding the form. Management made comments about how “animal rights activists don’t like it when you kick a turkey” and that “animals have more rights than people now a days.” They also told workers not to worry if they hear a “popping” sound while working, that’s “just” a bird exploding under the tire of a truck.
If you’d still prefer a real turkey over Tofurkey, here are some of the things you can do. (Full disclosure: I have never actually tasted Tofurkey but am convinced it tastes like rubber cement after it’s been rolled in the gunk under the fridge a few times. I don’t understand “fake meat” in general.)
1. Go humane: According to The Green Guide, labels like “free range” and “free roaming” are minimally verified by the U.S. Department of Agriculture and “assure little besides some access to some air.” Look, instead for the American Humane Association’s “Free Farmed” label on certified turkeys in the supermarket. The certification ensures that the animals are “free from unnecessary fear, distress, pain, injury, and disease,” as well as given ready access to water, a healthful diet, and a comfortable, species-appropriate environment.
2. Order locally: Search through listings on Local Harvest to find an organic turkey farm near you. Besides supporting small-scale organic agriculture that encourages biodiversity over standardization, you’re also cutting down on fossil fuels that would have been used hauling your turkey from across the country, not to mention the pollution transport engenders. You can also choose to go with Slow Food USA’s Heritage Turkey program, which supports breeds of turkey near extinction because of the homogenization of large-scale factory farming. Raised on organic feed, the turkeys are given more exercise and a more varied diet than their industrial brethren. And, get this, they can actually fly, unlike factory-farm turkeys which have been anatomically manipulated to be so large-breasted and heavy that they have trouble standing upright, frequently develop leg and hip infections, and require human intervention in order to reproduce.
3. Don’t waste anything: Liz from Pocket Farm, who rears her own meat in the most humane way possible, encourages you to make the best use of as much of the animal as you can, as a part of “honoring the animals that are giving up their lives for us.” Simmer the leftover turkey bones in water with some vegetables, herbs, and spices, for a stock you can use to create soups or stews.
If all this turkey talk has driven you to decide to feast without the beast, mouthwatering vegan and vegetarian Thanksgiving recipes abound. And if the spirit of Thanksgiving really moves you, you can even adopt a turkey that can either go home with you or live out its natural life at Farm Sanctuary’s1 shelter for farm animals. Start a new family tradition by leaving a place card at your dining table for Hildy, Blossom, Laila, Tinkerbell2, or whichever feathered fowl you are not eating. Then, get your kids in the act by reading them one of the many turkey-friendly Thanksgiving books available.
1A Charity Navigator four-star charity. It has rescued 1,000 turkeys over the past 20 years.
2Actual turkey names!